Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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