im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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