Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
this will be a night to untag.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
