too bad you live with your parents still
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
