I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Oh god it's open bar.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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