so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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