I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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