hotel room ftw
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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