this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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