I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
