Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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