i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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