Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
high people should be assigned attendants
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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