at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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