still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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