He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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