Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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