what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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