Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
