There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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