i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I am naked and annoyed.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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