im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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