Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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