Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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