apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she smelled like a LAN party
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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