dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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