Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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