So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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