please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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