is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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