Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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