I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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