so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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