Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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