i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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