Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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