um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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