News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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