Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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