Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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