Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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