The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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