i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
