white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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