omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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