how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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