I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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