it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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