Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Drunk is not a location!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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