Kiss
Puke
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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