You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
