I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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