My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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