i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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