ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
COCAINE IS GR8
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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