I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
only you would photoshop your dick
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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