Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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